Computer Terms Applied To People


The following are what you might get if you applied standard computer terminology to people.

TERM

HUMAN TRANSLATION

Warm Booting a Human sleeping
Cold Booting a Human murder
Sector error on his hard drive brain damage
DOS error of the mind insanity
monotasking individual mundanes (accountants, bankers, etc.)
multitasking individual scientists, Sci Fi fans, housewives
bandwidth intelligence
(low bandwidth = low intelligence, high bandwidth = high intelligence)
System Crash physical breakdown
"OS crash" or "Guru'd" mental breakdown
he's got a programing glitch something wrong or off about his personality or mind
to PING someone to make contact with someone
General Protection Fault Forgot the condom; condom broke
He was hit with the Blue Screen of Death the funeral is Saturday
one's GUI one's outward personality traits
drop to Shell speak plainly, tell it like it is
How's your command line prompt? (sorry, can't give the translation with the kids looking over your shoulder)