Fun With Math

This page is a bit of humor for all you math people out there. If you know what a One To One and Onto mapping is, then you just might find some of the following rather amuzing.

Below are some theoretical mathematical definitions of some rather ordinary things. See if you can figure out what it's a definition of before you hit the Answer button. Have fun.

Linear mapping of two-dimensional Cartesian and polar coordinate derived referential indicators. Answer

Two-dimensional 1 to 1 and Onto linear mapping of dual sets of varied coplanar multivalued functionals with time derivative not equal to sero and a non-zero limit as T approaches infinity. Answer

An aggregate of variable non-Euclidean solids, derived from a non-linear mapping of a three-dimensional Rotator tensor onto a three-dimensional fractal contour, suspended within an amorphous non-linear mapping of a variable mass distribution functional, with variable index of refraction as a function of position, a varying space-time constant, an infinite coefficient of stress, and with the assemblage remaining entirely malevolent to standard biological molecular sampling receptor units. Answer