Media Reviews

Here's where I'll put reviews of any movies I may have seen, or on occasion something on Television that merits opinion. So, if you see something here it either means I've been to the theater or feel like ranting about some piece of drek on television. Either way, this is a space that will get filled in at rather irregular intervals.

The reviews...


Movies
Star Wars: The Force Awakens Krampus Hunger Games: Mocking Jay Part 2
Spectre Scouts Guide To The Zombie Appocalypse The Last Witch Hunter
Goosebumps Pan Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation
Ant Man Terminator: Genisys Jurassic World
Tomorrowland Avengers Age Of Ultron Insurgent
Kingsman: The Secret Service Jupiter Ascending Night At The Museum: Secret Of The Tomb
Into The Woods The Hobbit: Battle Of The Five Armies Hunger Games: Mockingjay, Part 1
Interstellar Dracula Untold Guardians Of The Galaxy
Hercules (2014) Transformers: Age of Extinction Edge Of Tomorrow
Maleficent X-Men: Days Of Future Past Godzilla
Amazing Spiderman 2 Captain America: The Winter Soldier Muppets Most Wanted
Veronica Mars 300: Rise Of An Empire Robocop- 2014
Vampire Academy I, Frankenstein Frozen
47 Ronin The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug Hunger Games: Catching Fire
Thor: The Dark World Ender's Game Machette Kills
Riddick Mortal Instruments: City of Bones Percy Jackson: Sea Of Monsters
Elysium The Wolverine Despicable Me 2
Pacific Rim The Lone Ranger Monsters University
World War Z Man Of Steel Now You See Me
After Earth Star Trek Into Darkness Iron Man 3
Oblivion The Evil Dead G.I. Joe- Retaliatioon
Oz The Great And Powerful Jack The Giant Slayer Beautiful Creatures
Warm Bodies Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Django Unchained
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey Skyfall The Man With The Iron Fists
Cloud Atlas Frankenweenie Looper
Resident Evil: Retribution Paranorman Expendables 2
Total Recall- 2012 Dark Knight Rises The Amazing Spiderman
Brave Prometheus Snow White And The Huntsman
Men In Black III Battleship The Avengers
Pirates! Band of Misfits The Cabin In The Woods The Three Stooges
Mirror Mirror Wrath Of The Titans Hunger Games
John Carter Ghostrider: Spirit of Vengeance Journey 2: The Mysterious Island
Chronicle Underworld Awakening The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
The Adventures Of Tin Tin Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol Sherlock Holmes: A Game Of Shadows
The Muppets Hugo Immortals
Tower Heist The Three Musketeers (2011) Real Steel
Abduction Fright Night (2011) Cowboys & Aliens
Captain America Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows- Part 2 Transformers: Dark Of The Moon
Green Lantern Super 8 X-Men: First Class
Pirates Of The Caribean: On Stranger Tides Priest Thor
Scream 4 Hanna Sucker Punch
Paul Battle: Los Angeles The Adjustment Bureau
Unknown I Am Number Four Season Of The Witch
Tron Legacy The Chronicals of Narnia: Voyage Of The Dawntreader Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows- Part 1
Skyline Let Me In Resident Evil: Afterlife
Machette Nanny McPhee Returns Scott Pilgrim Vs The World
The Sorcerer's Apprentice Despicable Me Jonah Hex
TheA-Team Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time Iron Man 2
Kick Ass Alice In Wonderland The Wolfman
Percy Jackson And The Olympians: The Lightning Thief The Spy Next Door Legion
The Book Of Eli Sherlock Holmes Avatar
The Princess And The Frog Ninja Assassin 2012
Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant Astroboy Surrogates
Zombieland Pandorum Jennifer's Body
The Final Destination District 9 G. I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra
Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince Transformers: Revenge Of The Fallen Drag Me to H*ll
Night At The Museum 2: Battle Of The Smithsonian Eraserhead Terminator Salvation
Angels And Demons Star Trek (2009) X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Monsters Vs Aliens Race To Witch Mountain Watchmen
Coraline Push Underworld: Rise Of The Lycans
Bolt Punisher: War Zone Quantum Of Solace
City Of Ember Clone Wars The Mummy: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor
The X-Files: I want To Believe The Dark Knight Hell Boy II: The Golden Army
Hancock Get Smart The Incredible Hulk
Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull The Chronicles Of Narnia: Prince Caspian Speed Racer
Iron Man The Forbidden Kingdom Doomsday
Jumper The Spiderwick Chronicles Cloverfield
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street Alien Vs Predator: Requium National Treasure: Book Of Secrets
The Golden Compass Enchanted Beowulf
The Seeker: The Dark Is Rising Resident Evil: Extinction Rush Hour 3
Stardust Simpsons The Movie Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix
Transformers Live Free Or Die hard Fantastic Four: Rise OF The Silver Surfer
Pirates Of The Carribean: At World's End Shrek The Third Spiderman 3
Grindhouse Meet The Robinsons TMNT
300 Ghost Rider Blood And Chocolate
Pan's Labyrinth Night At The Museum Eragon
Apocalypto The Fountain The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause
The Prestige The Grudge 2 Fearless
The Convenant Zoom My Super Ex-Girlfriend
Pirates Of The Carribean: Dead Man's Chest Superman Returns X-Men: The Last Stand
The DaVinci Code Mission Impossible 3 Scary Movie 4
V For Vendetta Ultraviolet The Pink Panther
Nanny McPhee Hoodwinked Underworld Evolution
King Kong (2005) The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, And The Wardrobe Aeon Flux
Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire Zathura The Legend Of Zorro
The Fog (2005) Serenity Corpse Bride
The Brothers Grimm The Dukes Of Hazzard Sky High
Charlie And The Chocolate Factory The Fantastic Four War Of The Worlds
Bewitched Batman Begins Star Wars: Revenge Of The Sith
The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Kung Fu Hustle Sahara
Sin City The Ring Two Robots
The Pacifier Cursed Constantine
Boogeyman Alone In The Dark The NEW Battlestar Galactica
Elektra Meet The Fockers Lemony Snicket's A Series Of Unfortunate Events
Blade: Trinity Alexander National Treasure
The Incredibles The Grudge Team America: World Police
Shark's Tale The Forgotten Sky Captain And The World Of Tomorrow
Resident Evil 2: Apocalypse Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement. Hero
Exorcist The Beginning Alien Vs Predator Thunderbirds
The Village I, Robot Spiderman 2
The Chronicles Of Riddick Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban The Day After Tomorrow
Shrek 2 Troy Van Helsing
The Punisher Kill Bill- Volume 2 Ella Enchanted
Hell Boy Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed Dawn Of the Dead
Hildago Club Dread The Butterfly Effect
Peter Pan Paycheck Lord Of The Rings: Return Of The King
The Last Samurai The Haunted Mansion Timeline
The Cat In The Hat Looney Tunes: Back In Action Bubba Ho-Tep
The Matrix: Revolutions Kill Bill- Volume 1 The Rundown
Underworld Once Upon A Time in Mexico The Order
Jeepers Creepers 2 The Medallion Freddy vs Jason
Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle Of Life The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Pirates of the Caribean: Curse Of The Black Pearl Sinbad: Legend Of the Seven Seas Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines
Charlie's Angels 2: Full Throttle The Hulk Bruce Almighty
Matrix Reloaded X2: X-Men United Identity
Holes Bullet Proof Monk Anger Management
Head Of State The Core Dreamcatcher
Dare Devil Shanghai Knights Darkness Falls
National Security Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers Star Trek Nemesis
Treasure Planet James Bond: Die Another Day Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets
The Santa Claus 2 Ghost Ship The Ring
Spirited Away The Tuxedo Ballistic: Ecks Vs Sever
Austin Powers: Goldmember Pluto Nash XXX
Spy Kids 2: The Island Of Lost Dreams Signs Eight-Legged Freaks
Reign Of Fire Men In Black 2 Mr. Deeds
Minority Report Scooby-Doo Star Wars Attack Of The Clones
Ice Age Spiderman Murder By The Numbers
Scorpion King Song Of The South Big Trouble
Death To Smoochie. Blade 2 Resident Evil
The Time Machine Queen Of The D**ned Collateral Damage
The Count Of Monte Cristo Gosford Park The Imposter
Lord Of The Rings: Fellowship Of The Ring Harry Potter And The Scorcerer's Stone Monsters Inc.
The One 13 Ghosts Iron Monkey
Max Keeble's Big Move Zoolander Rat Race
Sole Survivors The Musketeer Jeepers Creepers
John Carpenter's Ghosts Of Mars The Others The Princess Diaries
Rush Hour 2 Planet Of The Apes Jurassic Park 3
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within. Cats And Dogs Scary Movie 2
A.I. Swordfish Doctor Dolittle 2
Tomb Raider Atlantis: The Lost Empire Evolution
Animal Shrek A Knight's Tale
The Mummy Returns The Forsaken Crocodile Dundee in Los Angeles
Josie And The Pussycats Just Visiting Spy Kids
Heartbreakers Monkey Bone Valentine
Hannibal Shadow Of The Vampire Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
Dracula 2000 Dungeons And Dragons Unbreakable
How The Grinch Stole Christmas The Sixth Day Red Planet
Charlie's Angles Bedazzled The Legend Of Drunken Master
The Exorcist- the re-release Highlander: End Game Godzilla 2000
The Cell Bless The Child Coyote Ugly
Nutty Professor 2: The Klumps X-Men Scary Movie
The Adventures Of Rocky And Bullwinkle Titan A.E. Mission Impossible 2
Shanghai Noon Battlefield Earth Gladiator
Flintstones: Viva Rock Vegas The Road To El Dorado The Ninth Gate
Mission To Mars Pitch Black Scream 3
Supernova Galaxy Quest Sleepy Hollow
End Of Days The World Is Not Enough House On Haunted Hill
Deep Blue Sea The Thirteenth Warrior The Sixth Sense
Mystery Men The Haunting Inspector Gadget
The Wild Wild West Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace The Mummy
The Matrix Wing Commander The Star Wars Trailer
My Favorite Martian Virus The Faculty
Prince Of Egypt Star Trek Insurection A Bug's Life

Television
30 Seconds To Fame
She Spies
Buffy's Last WB Episode
Dune- The SciFi Channel Version
X-Files and Muldur's Sister
Annie: 1999 Disney TV Version
Buffy The Vampire Slayer
X-Files Full Disclosure
Babylon 5- A Call To Arms
Babylon 5- The Last Episode

And don't forget to check out my rating scale for cheesey movies... The Cheesey Movie Scale